yancybeckett:

was this show even real

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

earlgreytea68:

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS. 

(Source: gusfriing)

Anonymously tell me your assumpmtions about me and I’ll confirm or deny them.

(Source: personablesmile)

sarahj-art:

Happy Easter!!!

sherlock-the-dragon:

In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.

(Source: thedailydingo411)

livinlavidasherloki:

unlimitedheartss:

windsandtides:

loverdosis:

lokilovers:

omg

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE

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might i just say

they spelled “kneel” wrong

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crying

(Source: delillie)

rowing-to-hogwarts whispered:
177, 65, 39 :)

One Seventy-Seven (Last three songs you downloaded): I haven’t bought a song in a very very long time, however the last three songs I downloaded were “What You Feel” by Hinton Battle and Michelle Trachtenberg (From the musical episode of Buffy the vampire slayer), “My My, Hey Hey (Out of the Blue)” by Neil Young, and “Caribbean Blue” by Funky Mustard

Sixty-Five (Last time I cried): Honestly, this is beyond my memory.

Thirty-Nine (I would like to move to): A part of me has always wanted to live in Manhattan, but I would miss the stars too much, so I don’t really know.

alkonium:

Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

look at all this shenanigans you can ask me
  • 200: My crush's name is:
  • 199: I was born in:
  • 198: I am really:
  • 197: My cellphone company is:
  • 196: My eye color is:
  • 195: My shoe size is:
  • 194: My ring size is:
  • 193: My height is:
  • 192: I am allergic to:
  • 191: My 1st car was:
  • 190: My 1st job was:
  • 189: Last book you read:
  • 188: My bed is:
  • 187: My pet:
  • 186: My best friend:
  • 185: My favorite shampoo is:
  • 184: Xbox or ps3:
  • 183: Piggy banks are:
  • 182: In my pockets:
  • 181: On my calendar:
  • 180: Marriage is:
  • 179: Spongebob can:
  • 178: My mom:
  • 177: The last three songs I bought were?
  • 176: Last YouTube video watched:
  • 175: How many cousins do you have?
  • 174: Do you have any siblings?
  • 173: Are your parents divorced?
  • 172: Are you taller than your mom?
  • 171: Do you play an instrument?
  • 170: What did you do yesterday?
  •   [ I Believe In ]
  • 169: Love at first sight:
  • 168: Luck:
  • 167: Fate:
  • 166: Yourself:
  • 165: Aliens:
  • 164: Heaven:
  • 163: Hell:
  • 162: God:
  • 161: Horoscopes:
  • 160: Soul mates:
  • 159: Ghosts:
  • 158: Gay Marriage:
  • 157: War:
  • 156: Orbs:
  • 155: Magic:
  •   [ This or That ]
  • 154: Hugs or Kisses:
  • 153: Drunk or High:
  • 152: Phone or Online:
  • 151: Red heads or Black haired:
  • 150: Blondes or Brunettes:
  • 149: Hot or cold:
  • 148: Summer or winter:
  • 147: Autumn or Spring:
  • 146: Chocolate or vanilla:
  • 145: Night or Day:
  • 144: Oranges or Apples:
  • 143: Curly or Straight hair:
  • 142: McDonalds or Burger King:
  • 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
  • 140: Mac or PC:
  • 139: Flip flops or high heals:
  • 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
  • 137: Coke or Pepsi:
  • 136: Hillary or Obama:
  • 135: Burried or cremated:
  • 134: Singing or Dancing:
  • 133: Coach or Chanel:
  • 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
  • 131: Small town or Big city:
  • 130: Wal-Mart or Target:
  • 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
  • 128: Manicure or Pedicure:
  • 127: East Coast or West Coast:
  • 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
  • 125: Chocolate or Flowers:
  • 124: Disney or Six Flags:
  • 123: Yankees or Red Sox:
  •   [ Here's What I Think About ]
  • 122: War:
  • 121: George Bush:
  • 120: Gay Marriage:
  • 119: The presidential election:
  • 118: Abortion:
  • 117: MySpace:
  • 116: Reality TV:
  • 115: Parents:
  • 114: Back stabbers:
  • 113: Ebay:
  • 112: Facebook:
  • 111: Work:
  • 110: My Neighbors:
  • 109: Gas Prices:
  • 108: Designer Clothes:
  • 107: College:
  • 106: Sports:
  • 105: My family:
  • 104: The future:
  •   [ Last time I ]
  • 103: Hugged someone:
  • 102: Last time you ate:
  • 101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
  • 100: Cried in front of someone:
  • 99: Went to a movie theater:
  • 98: Took a vacation:
  • 97: Swam in a pool:
  • 96: Changed a diaper:
  • 95: Got my nails done:
  • 94: Went to a wedding:
  • 93: Broke a bone:
  • 92: Got a peircing:
  • 91: Broke the law:
  • 90: Texted:
  •   [ MISC ]
  • 89: Who makes you laugh the most:
  • 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
  • 87: The last movie I saw:
  • 86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
  • 85: The thing im not looking forward to:
  • 84: People call me:
  • 83: The most difficult thing to do is:
  • 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
  • 81: My zodiac sign is:
  • 80: The first person i talked to today was:
  • 79: First time you had a crush:
  • 78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
  • 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
  • 76: Right now I am talking to:
  • 75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
  • 74: I have/will get a job:
  • 73: Tomorrow:
  • 72: Today:
  • 71: Next Summer:
  • 70: Next Weekend:
  • 69: I have these pets:
  • 68: The worst sound in the world:
  • 67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
  • 66: People that make you happy:
  • 65: Last time I cried:
  • 64: My friends are:
  • 63: My computer is:
  • 62: My School:
  • 61: My Car:
  • 60: I lose all respect for people who:
  • 59: The movie I cried at was:
  • 58: Your hair color is:
  • 57: TV shows you watch:
  • 56: Favorite web site:
  • 55: Your dream vacation:
  • 54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
  • 53: How do you like your steak cooked:
  • 52: My room is:
  • 51: My favorite celebrity is:
  • 50: Where would you like to be:
  • 49: Do you want children:
  • 48: Ever been in love:
  • 47: Who's your best friend:
  • 46: More guy friends or girl friends:
  • 45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
  • 44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
  • 43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
  • 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
  • 41: Have you pre-named your children:
  • 40: Last person I got mad at:
  • 39: I would like to move to:
  • 38: I wish I was a professional:
  •   [ My Favorites ]
  • 37: Candy:
  • 36: Vehicle:
  • 35: President:
  • 34: State visited:
  • 33: Cellphone provider:
  • 32: Athlete:
  • 31: Actor:
  • 30: Actress:
  • 29: Singer:
  • 28: Band:
  • 27: Clothing store:
  • 26: Grocery store:
  • 25: TV show:
  • 24: Movie:
  • 23: Website:
  • 22: Animal:
  • 21: Theme park:
  • 20: Holiday:
  • 19: Sport to watch:
  • 18: Sport to play:
  • 17: Magazine:
  • 16: Book:
  • 15: Day of the week:
  • 14: Beach:
  • 13: Concert attended:
  • 12: Thing to cook:
  • 11: Food:
  • 10: Restaurant:
  • 9: Radio station:
  • 8: Yankee candle scent:
  • 7: Perfume:
  • 6: Flower:
  • 5: Color:
  • 4: Talk show host:
  • 3: Comedian:
  • 2: Dog breed:
  • 1: did you answer all these truthfully ?

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.