The Following Should Be Read as a Whisper

Guys…. gauisssssss… help… a nine year old just started following me. a 9 year old. a < 13 year old. My blog is not child appropriate! I don’t really know how to interact with nine year olds. it kinda manifests as

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and occasionally

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(I think she might be listening now…) heeeeelllllpppppp